Are you fucking kidding me?

Articles in New Yorker are usually too long and discursive. But the following is exception: Short, to the point, and super funny.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/additions-to-the-five-journalistic-ws

最近看的一本小說- Judas by Amos Oz.

大概一年前,我用四福音書內的耶穌生平寫過一個揶揄耶撚和傳銷撚的故事<<福音>>。上面的這本書就用更猶太人的角度,去講猶太人如何看耶穌,和告訴我這個業餘爛寫手,"你D咁的ON9資料搜集學人寫耶穌?Are you fucking kidding me?"

最近才看完OA,是科幻來說我覺得很精彩的。誠意推薦,BBC的UNCLE第三季,卻是另一套更令我如痴好醉的電視劇。有機會的話,希望大家都會看到。故事講一事無成的舅父Andy,是潦倒音樂人。有一集講他要開飯,為他最討厭的Boy Band作歌。入面一段監制罵盡所有覺得自己懷才不遇的音樂人。

“What do you think of teenage girls who love lolly music?"

“Stupid."

“What do you think of Boy Band?"

“Honestly, I hate it."

“So, you didn’t make the best music for them? So you think their fans only deserved your shits? Tell you what. Beatles. They were boy band. Pistol. There were manufactured pop at the time."

當看見8點半檔的一代音樂才子豺哥在跳ON9舞唱給我一個吻,想爆 are you fucking kidding me?時; 當人人都話音樂jazz到不得了的la la Land要聽OST,而看Graham Norton Show時,我劈頭就想講are you fucking kidding me? It’s just fucking pop時,我想起那個戲中的監制的一番話又回頭腦中。Yeah … the world is fucking mocking you. You fucked up. So what? You either do yourself a favour with your knife, or Do yourself a greater favour, live it. Get on it. Go with it. Embrace it. Stop your fucking self-importance. Accept that you are fucked up and get it through. You stupid.

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